dj sifou application

- Real name:sifo
- Age:24
- Location :france,lyon
- Occupation:football player,and i want to be a Engineer
- How active player:Since I started playing EOS in march 2012, I didn't play any other game .
- Hobies and interests:football,facebook,empire of sports

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- Avatar name:dj sifou
- General level:62
- All sports levels:
football:100
basketball:38
tennis:57
T&F:57
ski:40
bob:52
- Favourite Sport:football and basketball
- Best ranking and best level in any sport:
football:57
T&F:9
basketball:86
tennis:20
ski:96
bob:29
- Previous competitions:clay tennis,multi-clubs,grizzly trophy
- Previous clubs:club des cents,F.C liverpool,Joga Bonito,A.C adréche
- Why you want to be in The Underworld:
1-these club is the best in EOS
2-I have some friends here in The Underworld.
3-the Underworld is one of the best clubs in football and basketball (my best sports).
4-THE UNDERWORL Is the most famous clubs in EOS
- tell us 1 joke!VLADAN M is the best

Géneral:the best ranking:29

Should that be a joke sifou ?!?!
I am very dissapointed... 

the best joke
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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A newly
married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."


Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: " Billionaire"

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha

Waool wrote:

eos sifou wrote:
- tell us 1 joke!VLADAN M is the best

This joke is the best

maybe it's the best that you don't comment jokes here Wael,but recruitment post...